Surprise : America Needs Gays

Awww.. GAO says the US Military has reason to weep , as it seems they can't have their recreational gay-bashing and some of their most intelligent and helpful cadets too.
To the tune of $200 million in lost talent.

US military's gay policy 'costly

Here's a Bush-Like solution for ya. Just make all homosexuality a crime and then they can offer them a choice of 'voluntary' conscription or prison time. The 'Dirty Dozen' option ?... I'm sure Gonzales can whip up the memo for such a tactic in a day or two.